joke

@maddog108 (3441)
Australia
December 16, 2006 5:47am CST
You've Got To Love Drunk People..... A man, and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3 o'clock in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was that?" asked his wife. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers. "Did you help him?" she asks. "No, I did not! It's 3 o'clock in the morning and it is pouring out there!" "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!" The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?" "Yes" comes back the answer. "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband. "Yes, Please!" comes the reply from the dark. "Where are you?" asks the husband. .. ...... ......... ........... .............. .................. ....................... "Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk
4 responses
@heartonfire (4130)
• Denmark
16 Dec 06
lol..did that guy want to die?..hmm..then i wouldn't give him a helping hand hehe..now a joke from me A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar: "Why don't you be a good Samaritan and take him home." The man takes the drunk out the door and to his car and he stumbles at least ten times. They drive along and the drunk points out his house to the man. He stops the car and the drunk stumbles up the steps to his house with the man. The drunk's wife greets them at the door: "Why thank you for bringing him home for me, but where's his wheel chair?"
@maddog108 (3441)
• Australia
16 Dec 06
oh no ive been out done this joke is way better i know when im beat lol
@friggy (207)
• Romania
16 Dec 06
good joke!!! :)))))))
• India
18 Dec 06
Santa reported for his university final examination, which consists of "Yes/No" type questions. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing it, marking the answer sheet Yes for Heads and No for Tails. Within half an hour he is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out. During the last few minutes, he is seen desperately flipping the coin, muttering and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches his and asks what is going on. Santa replies, "I'm rechecking my answers and I don't think I did very good."
@shooie (4985)
• United States
18 Dec 06
tooooooooooooooooo funny...lol
@serpico (209)
• Brazil
16 Dec 06
haha good joke. LOL