What's your favorite joke?
By shedii
@shedii (1486)
India
December 16, 2006 7:45am CST
One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.
MOM : "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school."
SON : "But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school."
MOM : "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school."
SON : "One, all the chilldren hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me."
MOM : "Oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school."
SON : "Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?"
MOM : One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand your responsibilities. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.
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6 responses
@coolangel (109)
• India
16 Dec 06
lol thats a good one. Mine is,
Teacher :What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.
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@shedii (1486)
• India
16 Dec 06
thanks for the response!...here's one more joke...
Once a woman sits on a seat in the bus. After sometime a man arrives &...
Man: Excuse me. This is my seat.
Woman: I sat on this seat first, so its mine.
Man: If you'll not allow me to sit here, then the bus wouldn't start.
Woman: Why are you a VIP or something like that?
Man: No, I am the bus driver!
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