Best Joke of the day???

India
December 17, 2006 1:32am CST
two girls sitting quitely in front of each other???
5 responses
@Dena33 (1533)
• Finland
17 Dec 06
I've found this joke on the net I hope I'm the first one who is sending it!!! First Class Blondie A beautiful young blonde woman boards a plane to LA with a ticket for the coach section. She looks at the seats in coach and then looks ahead to the first class seats. Seeing that the first class seats appear to be much larger and more comfortable, she moves forward to the last empty one. The flight attendant checks her ticket and tells the woman that her seat is in coach. The blonde replies, "I'm young, blonde and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to LA." Flustered, the flight attendant goes to the cockpit and informs the captain of the blonde problem. The captain goes back and tells the woman that her assigned seat is in coach. Again, the blonde replies, "I'm young, blonde and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to LA." The captain doesn't want to cause a commotion, and so returns to the cockpit to discuss the blonde with the co-pilot. The co-pilot says that he has a blonde girlfriend, and that he can take care of the problem. He then goes back and briefly whispers something into the blonde's ear. She immediately gets up, says, "Thank you so much," hugs the co-pilot, and rushes back to her seat in the coach section. The pilot and flight attendant, who were watching with rapt attention, together ask the co-pilot what he had said to the woman. He replies, "I just told her that the first class section isn't going to LA."
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• India
20 Dec 06
nice.ha ha ha.
• India
22 Dec 06
ha ha good one man really a good one i hope this doesnt happens with me
@HimArticles (1138)
• India
20 Dec 06
The important speaker arrived late and looked round the rostrum rather impatiently. “May I have a glass of water, please?” he asked the chairman. “With pleasure, sir. To drink?’ “No you fool. I always conclude my speeches with a swallow dive!”
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@indiranaik (1525)
• India
7 Jan 07
ha ha ha .good joke
• India
20 Dec 06
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says ‘What the hell was that all about?"
@jayarajgr (818)
• India
17 Dec 06
Well, that can be true, if both are deaf and blind. In that case, its not a joke.