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which is ur fav Santa banta Joke!!! just crack it over here.!! mine is "santa and banta were drunk... both were moving on the road in late night... Santa in drunk mood started shouting " Oye!! main iss duniya ko mita dunga(Hey i'll rub away this world)... main iss duniya ko mitadunga!!" and then banta replies "main tujhe rubber hi nahi doonga"(i'll not give u the rubber)... ha ha... now tell of your fav.!!