joke,manmohan singh,musharraf,aishwarya
By satyam_sivam
@satyam_sivam (164)
India
December 18, 2006 11:10pm CST
Musharaf, Manmohan, Aishwarya rai and Sonia are travelling in a train.
The train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly
there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the
tunnel. The women and Manmohan are sitting there looking perplexed.
Musharaf is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent
slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.
Sonia is thinking:
These Pakistani are all crazy after Aishwarya. Musharaf must have tried
to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him.
Aishwarya is thinking:
Musharaf must have tried to kiss me but kissed Sonia instead and got
slapped.
Musharaf is thinking:
Damn it. Manmohan must have tried to kiss Aishwarya.
She might have thought it was me and slapped me.
Manmohan is thinking:
if this train goes through another tunnel I will make another kissing
sound and slap Musharaf again.!!! JAI HIND!!!
4 responses
@whitematter (501)
• India
19 Dec 06
lol nice one, now have this
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else
in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know the
bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE
DAYS before they figured it OUT.
And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs
despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past
SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light
bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to
stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!
AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT
BULBS CAME IN! WHY?!
BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER
WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP
THROGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE.
THE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS... I'm sorry...what did
you ask me?
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@mridig (202)
• India
6 Jan 07
Lesbians
Load A young guy at a bar notices two girls deep in conversation. He walks over and asks, “You girls want a drink?”
“You’re wasting your time,” says one of the ladies. “We’re lesbians.”
“What’s a lesbian?” he asks.
“We like to have daxe with girls,” she replies.
“Hey there!” the guy calls to the bartender. “Three drinks over here for us lesbians, please.”
@shi_2000_21 (2680)
• India
19 Dec 06
ha ha mushraf must get a slap on the other side of the cheek also. Very good joke keep it up.
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@ricky1209 (1675)
• India
30 Dec 06
How do they estimate the population of a Swiss village?
They count the echoes and divide them by the numbers of mountains.
@mridig (202)
• India
6 Jan 07
Camel Urges
Load A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted mens barracks. He asked the Sergeant leading the tour, "What's the camel for?".
The Sergeant replied "Well sir it's a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural daxeual urges, so when they do, uh, we have the camel."
The captain said "Well if it's good for moral, then I guess it's all right with me."
After he had been at the fort for about 6 months the captain could not stand it any more so he told his Sergeant, "BRING IN THE CAMEL!!!"
The sarge shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the captains quarters. The captain got a foot stool & proceeded to have vigorous daxe with the camel. As he stepped, satisfied,
down from the stool, and was buttoning his pants he asked the Sergeant, "Is that how the enlisted men do it?"
The Sergeant replied, "Well sir, they usually just use it to ride into town."
