let us discuss some jokes

December 19, 2006 12:18am CST
i would like everybody to write the best joke ever they have seen or read or anything happened.
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5 responses
@prasad1961 (5602)
• India
4 Jan 07
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "You need to be careful about trying these techniques at home. " "Why?" asked somebody from the audience. "I watched my wife's routine at breakfast for years," the expert explained. "She made lots of trips between the refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying a single item at a time. One day I told her, 'Honey, why don't you try carrying several things at once?'" "Did it save time?" the guy in the audience asked. "Actually, yes," replied the expert. "It used to take her 30 minutes to make breakfast. Now I do it in ten."
@anushri (961)
• India
3 Jan 07
well good discussion these jokes made melaugh good discussion brother
• India
2 Jan 07
i have one that ek admi apne son ko beach pe lekar gaya aur us k son ne deep sea me jane ki zid kari bt his father said no.tum dub sakto ho,son said main nahi dubuga... father:agr dub gaya to ghar ja k bhaut pitayi karuga...
@ricky1209 (1677)
• India
30 Dec 06
Why are sardar secret agents the best in the world? Because even under torture they can't remember what they have been assigned to.
@hey_heys (31)
• India
30 Dec 06
Mr. and Mrs. Banta Singh's two-year-old boy was bawling away loudly. Mrs. Singh asked her husband why their son was being so difficult. "he wants to take a ride on a donkey,"replied Banta. "Then why don't you put him on your shoulders and go for a run?"