Do you know some good SARDARJI JOKES?

The ways of the world ............... A pretty young woman is driving down a road in Ludhiana in her new sports car when something goes wrong with the car and it breaks down. Luckily, she happens to be near a farmhouse. She goes up to the farmhouse and knocks on the door. When the farmer answers, she says to him, "Oh praaji,it's Sunday night and my car broke down! I don't know what to do! Can I stay here for the night until tomorrow when I can get some help? "Well," says Satnaam singh, "you can stay here, but I don't want you messing with my sons Santa and Banta." She looks through the screen door and sees two young sardars standing behind the farmer. She judges them to be in the early twenties. "Okay," she says. After they have gone to bed for the night the woman begins to think about the two sardars in the room next to her. So she quietly goes into their room and says, "Boys, how would you like for me to teach you the ways of the world?" They say, "Huh?" She says, "The only thing is, I don't want to get pregnant, so you have to wear these rubbers." She puts them on the boys, and the three of them go at it all night long. Twenty years later Santa and Banta are sitting on the front porch, rocking back and forth. Santa says, "Banta?" Banta says, "Yeah, Santa?" Santa says, "You remember that young woman that came by here about twenty years ago and showed us the ways of the world?" "Yeah," says Banta, "I remember." "Well, do you care if she gets pregnant?" asks Santa. "Nahin," says Banta, "I really don't think so." "Me, neither," says Santa, "Let's take these things off our heads then shall we??!! ."