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The Competitive Appeasement Fever (CAF) is caused by the Kbola virus (a.k.a. KillBrainOrLearningAbility virus), which belongs to the DandRviridae (Divide-and-Rule-viridae) family. It is comprised of four distinct subtypes: Religare L. (Religion), Lingua L. (Language), Gens L. (Race), and Ordo L. (Class). The fifth, Caste, may not be a true subtype, and is widely believed to be a mutant of the Kbola Religare. The Kbola Lingua and Caste subtypes are found almost exclusively in South Asia, but scattered instances have been found in other parts of the world as well. The Gens subtype is prevalent in Europe and North America. The Ordo subtype is found in several regions of the erstwhile Soviet Union, Asia, and parts of Central and South America.