[JOKE] Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery

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- Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy. - Someone call the janitor . - Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness!- Spot! Spot! Come back with that! Bad Dog!- Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that? - Oh no! I just lost my Rolex. - Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?- Darn, there go the lights again... - You know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy's got two of them. - Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!- Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off. - Anyone see where I left that scalpel? - This patient has already had some kids, am I correct? - Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donor card? - Don't worry; I think it's sharp enough. - What do you mean "You want a divorce"! - She's gonna blow! Everyone take cover!!! - FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out of here!