2 dead jokes for those who raising reports?

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2dead jokes for those who raising reports? This lawyer was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, “You're beautiful!” and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side. A couple minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said “You're cute!” Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of “beautiful” it was “cute.” She said “What happened to ‘beautiful’? His reply was “The drugs are wearing off!” *** In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner: Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse? Coroner: No. Att.: Did you listen to the heart? Crnr: No. Att: Did you check for breathing? Crnr: No. Att: So, when you signed the death certificate, you weren't sure the man was dead were you? Crnr: Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. But I guess it's possible that he could be out there practising law" Additional Details 2 days ago i AM BORED DEADLY - MANY VIOLATION REPORTS - I AM SPREADING INSANITY IT SEEMS.