its a joke here(for adults only)
December 20, 2006 12:52am CST
husband to his wife:i got old age pension by showing gray hairs of my chest... wife: if you would have open your zip you could get disabilty allowance do you like it.....
25 Dec 06
Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven. Operator: "Woven? Are you sure?" Caller: "Yes. That's what it says on the label; Woven in Scotland ". On another occasion, a man making heavy breathing sounds from a phone box told a worried operator: "I haven't got a pen, so I'm steaming up the window to write the number on".