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when Santa drunk: Banta owned a pub in the Ludhiana, and in the summertime a swarm of flies seemed to just hover over the buffet table. This had been going on for about a month. Santa, the neighborhood mooch, walked in one day. "I'm not giving you another free beer!" Banta hollered, as he noticed Santa. Santa was not without a plan, however. He approached Banta and offered him a deal. "I've been noticing these flies for the last weeks. If you'll give me a shot, I'll kill every one of them for you." Banta gave him the agreed-upon shot. Once he had downed it, Santa got up and headed for the door. "All right," he shouted, "send them out - one at a time!" Santa at examination: Santa reported for his university final examination, which consists of "Yes/No" type questions. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing it, marking the answer sheet Yes for Heads and No for Tails. Within half an hour he is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out. During the last few minutes, he is seen desperately flipping the coin, muttering and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches his and asks what is going on. Santa replies, "I'm rechecking my answers and I don't think I did very good."