Laalu vs Bilgates!
By Non Sa Degra
December 20, 2006 5:35pm CST
Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA. A few days later he got this reply: Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained. Thanks Bill Gates. Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a press conference: "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai."Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued...... "Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa? par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga. Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya You do not meet -----aap to miltay hee naheen ho our requirement ----- humko to zaroorat hai Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee. No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi. Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad. Bill Gates. ---- Tohar Bilva.
23 Jan 07
Santa Singh is Flying from Moscow to Delhi. To his surprise, sitting right beside him is Gary Kasparov, the world Chess Champion. Santa has always been in awe of Chess players, and immediately starts up a conversation with Gary about the nuances of the game etc. Gary says ... "How would You like to Play me for $ 500? Santa: "But you're too damn good". Gary: "I'll play left handed". Santa can't resist the bet and accepts. Kasparov, checkmates our Sardar in 8 moves ....... Santa is still scratching his head, as he leaves the airplane. Upon reaching Amritsar, Santa tells Banta about the game he had with Kasparov. Banta: "Tu bhi pura buddhu hai Santa". (You're an absolute fool Santa) Santa: "kyon" (why)? Banta: "Abe ........ Gary Kasparov Khabbu hai". (Gary Kasparov IS a lefty, no wonder he beat you left handed).
3 Jan 07
please read th discussion.....i am not asking for who is the best....it is just a joke and be discriptive as possible.it will help you to earn more as well as others can know more about topics,share some info u know ...watever thanks for your reply