Some Funny Messages

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Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart, You are blessed with both!. FLATTERED?. Don’t Be, it was sent to me, I just wanted you to read it. Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1)Pray, so that u may live... 2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, loof, roof, shoof. Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking. If u hide, i’ll seek 4 u. If u r lost, i’ll search 4 u. If u’ll leave,|i’ll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, i’ll fight 4 u. But, if u stop sending msgs, i’ll kill you. To live a life, one needs brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ, knowledge,way of ______expression & many more mental qualities. Hats off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without them. Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 “world peace“. That’s impossible, he said. Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said “Let me try world peace“ 1 day u’ll B srprisd 2C ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME... just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U. This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5.... 4.... 3.... 2....1.... Error : No Brain Detected !!