FROM THE MALE SIDE

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We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. *Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! We'll get it for you, but just LET US KNOW WHAT YOU WANT!!!! *Crying is blackmail. *If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. *