Button in the wrong hole

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A: I was in such a hurry to get to work this morning that I couldn’t even button my shirt. I had to take it off and start over three times. B: Why did you take it off? A: Today I’m going to meet my new boss, and I want to be sure he likes me. B: But I think if you were late, your boss would not like you no matter how well you were dressed.