Christmas Joke

I did not write this one a friend sent it to me. I thought you'd all enjoy it. - DNatureofDTrain =============================================== Three Wise Firemen In a small southern town here in NC, there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One small feature bothered me. The three wise men were wearing fireman's helmets. Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I left. At a "Quik Stop" on the edge of town, I asked the lady behind the counter about the helmets. She exploded into a rage, yelling at me, "You stupid Yankees never do read the Bible!" I assured her that I did, but simply couldn't recall anything about firemen in the Bible. She jerked her bible from behind the counter and ruffled through some pages, and finally jabbed her finger at a passage. Sticking it in my face she said "See, it says right here, the three wise man came from 'A FAR'."

Early one spring, a saleswoman's car broke down in the middle of Northern Michigan. After miles of walking, she found a farmhouse with two men sitting on the front porch. "My car broke down; can I stay here tonight?" the sales woman asked the yuppers. "No problem," said Sven. "But you have to do a favor for us, eh?" said Ole. The saleswoman agreed, adding "But you have to wear these rubbers to keep me from getting pregnant." So the night passed, and all concerned had a great amount of fun. The next day the sales woman got her car fixed and continued on her way. That fall, while they were cutting wood, Sven turned to Ole and asked, "You know, what do we care if that lady gets pregnant, eh?" "You know Sven," replied Ole, "I think you're right. Why don't we take the rubbers off?"

Hey nice one men. One more fror me too A little boy sits on Santa's lap. Santa says "I bet I know what you want for Christmas," and with his finger he taps the boys nose with every letter he spells "T-O-Y-S". The little boy thinks a second and says, "No, I have enough toys." Santa replies once again tapping the boys nose with every letter, "C-A-N-D-Y." Again the little boy thinks a second and says, "No, I have all kinds of candy." "Well what would you like for Christmas?" Santa asks. The little boy replies, tapping Santa on the nose, "P-U-S-S-Y, and don't tell me you don't have any because I can smell it on your finger!"