Sardarji & Santa-Banta Jokes (new & old) For U!!
By shedii
@shedii (1486)
India
December 23, 2006 4:37am CST
American: In our country, marriage even takes place with an e-mail.
Santa: In India, it is only with female.
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Santa: "I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?"
Art Dealer: "I beg your pardon sir, that is a mirror."
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A sardar goes to appear in his final year University exam. After getting question paper, he takes out his shoes, then socks & at last comes to clothes. The examinar comes near him,
Examinar: What are you doing? Why are you removing clothes?
Sardar: In the question paper tehre is instruction to write in BRIEF.
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Once a sardarji & a man were waking to a railway station. It started raining.
Sardarji: Rain is coming.
The Man: That's wrong. You should say it is raining.
(A little later they reached the platform. The train arrived.)
Sardarji: It is training!
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Pilot Santa asking permission to land said, "Guess Who?"
Controller Bantas witches lights off & replies, "Guess Where?"
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Q: Why did Santa put his finger over the nail when he was hammering?
A: The noise gave him a headache!
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Ek sardarji Rozana mandir jakar, hunuman ji ki murti par matha tekthe the, ek din pujari ne badi murti ki jagah choti murti rakh di, sardarji aaye aur bole, "chotu daddy kithe hai?"
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Ek sardarji, ek kudi (ladki) ko propose karne ke liye gaye aur sidha puchliya, "kya aap mujhse shaadi karengi?" jispar ladki ne jawab diya, zaraa tameez se baat kijiye. To sardarji ble, "Behenji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karengi?"
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50 responses
@santu9 (21)
• India
23 Dec 06
once two sardars went to atm machine to draw some money.there one sardar inserted card entered password and the other sardar standing beside him said that "hey i saw ur password"then the first sardar asked then tell what did u see.the other sardar replied it was xxxx,then the first sardar said that no u saw a wrong password the actual password is 2356, u have mistaken.
@nishaaaaaa (31)
• India
23 Dec 06
A sardarji goes to see the movie jurassic park and when the dinosaurs start approaching, sardarji starts hiding at which his friend asks him, Why are you hiding? This is just a movie not reality. Sardarji replies, i am a human being & have sense so i know this is only a movie, but dinosaur is an animal so how can it know thats only a movie?
@avi_rocks (460)
• India
23 Dec 06
I really enjoy these Sardar jokes. They are really funny to hear....
@neeraj07 (577)
• India
23 Dec 06
They all are nice. Hope you like these two as well -
One fine day a Girl proposed to a Sardar and Sardar denied simply, saying that in our Family we marry only our relatives :
my MoM married my Dad,
my Brother married my Bhabhi,
my Uncle married my Aunt and so on.
Hence, please excuse me.
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Sardarjee to Sunita: "I want to marry you" .
Sunita: "But I am one year elder to you."
Sardarjee: "No Problem, then I will marry you next year."
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@hackedmind (271)
• India
23 Dec 06
i will post one more yaar............
Manager asked to sardar at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O- X.
@hackedmind (271)
• India
23 Dec 06
i will post one more yaar .........
Manager asked to sardar at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O- X.
@hackedmind (271)
• India
23 Dec 06
hahahahahaha............
really nice ones friends..........
well i would also like to post one here.........
Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR
@moneygrows (170)
• Canada
23 Dec 06
I have always reading sardar jokes but the question that frequently pops in my mind is that why sardar is treated so badly as to ridiculed in jokes. Anyone can shed the light on this?
@c0ol_t (21)
• Pakistan
23 Dec 06
an englishman and sardar ji in toilet..englishman : good evening
how do you do??
sardar ji good evening
we open the zipand do
@surreyrhymes (49)
• Germany
23 Dec 06
how did santa tried to kill a bird????he took it to top & dropped it from thr to die
@andyishere (345)
• India
23 Dec 06
Santa's wife:- Honey:What are you looking for in that paper????
Santa :-Nothing
Santa's wife:-Nothing?? you have been reading our marriage certificate from an hour.
santa:-I was just looking for the expiry date.
