Santa Claus is running to town instead of taking the sled and reindeer. (Joke)

I'm thinking after all those cookies and milk he eats he will definitely have to run around town!!!! lol

Last week I saw Santa at the grocery store, he didn't have his suit on, but he did have his hat on. I stopped and talked to him, we had a nice talk. He gave me my first Christmas gift, he told me it was a rough diamond. It was a lump of coal in a little cloth bag.

This is obviously due to the current population explosion. With so many extra children to provide for Santa has to carry a lot more presents on his sleigh. It would not be fair to expect the reindeer to keep pulling more and more weight, so obviously Santa needs to slim down a bit to make life a little easier for them. Maybe he was told to lose weight by the PRPA (Polar Reindeer Protection Association).

I agree with you, it'll be time to loose some of the fat that we've gained over the holidays.

I think Santa was running so he could fill up on all those cookies come Christmas Eve (tomorrow). hehe Be guilt free while he ate happily

Hehehe, yes thats funny. I also saw some Santa driving on motorcycles (Harleys) this week, they took presents to an AIDS orphanage in South Africa. And yesterday a semi-dressed Santa was showing me a parking spot and looking after my car when I went shopping. The best part, this Sanata wanted me to pay him for watching over my car. I think Santa has money-problems it seems.