want a good laugh???
By nishanity
@nishanity (1650)
India
December 24, 2006 7:32pm CST
A lady about seven months pregnant got on a bus.
She noticed the man opposite her was
smiling at her. She immediately moved to another
seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she
moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the
fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she
complained to the driver and had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man
what he had to say for himself. The man replied,
"Well, your Honor, it was like this. When the
lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her
condition. She sat under under a sign that said,
"The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I
had to smile. Then she moved and sat under a sign
that said,"Slogan's Liniment will reduce
the swelling" and
I had to grin. Then she placed herself under a
sign that said,
"William's Big Stick Did the Trick" and I could
hardly contain
myself. BUT .....when she moved the fourth time
and sat under
a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have
prevented this
Accident" I laughed out loud."
"Case Dismissed!!!!!!!!!!" said the judge.
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87 responses
@whitematter (501)
• India
25 Dec 06
nice one, what about this
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day.
The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it. Doctor: What was the problem? Elderly man: Well, you I tried with my right hand...nothing. So, I tried with my left hand...nothing. My wife tried with her right hand...nothing. Her left hand...nothing. Her mouth...nothing. Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth....still nothing.
Doctor: Wait a minute. You mean your wife's friend too?! Elderly man: Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen cup.
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@smbilalshah (1316)
• Pakistan
25 Dec 06
heres another,
a patient walks into a doctor's office and says"doc ppl ignore me".
Doctor "next!".
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@nihit122 (314)
• India
1 Jan 07
An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending too much time at the pub, so one night he took her long. "What`ll ya have?" he asked.
"Oh, I don`t know. The same as you, I suppose," she replied.
So the husband ordered a couple of whiskies, then threw his down in one gulp. His wife took a sip from her glass and immediately spit it out.
"Yuck, that`s nasty poison!" she sputtered. "I don`t know how you can drink this stuff!"
"Well, there you go," cried the husband. "And you thought I was out enjoying myself every night!"
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@puppo_bacha (89)
• United States
13 Jan 07
yeah offcourse wud y a give it to me ..[:p]
puppo
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@raisushkr (1398)
• India
26 Dec 06
hmmmm i couldnt understand wat this means who is william and double mint
@nishanity (1650)
• India
26 Dec 06
oh u poor thing!!! u dont know wat ur missing by not understanding!! well i dont know if i can explain either
:D
@milott (2646)
• India
25 Dec 06
That really is a nice joke. How about this.
A man who was driving a car with his wife was stopped by a police officer.
The following exchange took place.
The man says, "What's the problem, officer?"
Officer: "You were going at least 75 speed in a 55 zone."
Man: "No sir, I was going 65 km."
Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80 km/p." (The man gave his wife a
dirty look.)
Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken taillight. "
Man: "Broken taillight? I didn't know about a broken taillight!"
Wife: "Oh Harry, you've known about that taillight for weeks." (The man
gave his wife another dirty look.)
Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt."
Man: "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."
Wife: "Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt."
The ! man turned to his wife and yelled, "SHUT YOUR MOUTH!"
The officer turned to the woman and asked, "Ma'am, does your husband talk
to you this way all the time?"
The wife said, "No, only when he's drunk."
@soumodeep (944)
• India
26 Dec 06
THat was a nice joke. The rubber part was really funny. Nice joke. Keep posting these jokes.
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