Why do cats love Christmas?
@working4theweekend (2403)
United States
December 25, 2006 1:25pm CST
Here's one for the scrap heap...
Q: Why do cats love Christmas?
A: Because of "sandy claws".
Ha ha!:)
3 responses
@satyamss (870)
• India
5 Jan 07
A Religious Bear?
In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted by a huge, mean bear. In his fear, all attempts to shoot the bear were unsuccessful. Finally, he turned and ran as fast as he could.
The hunter ran and ran and ran, until he ended up at the edge of a very steep cliff. His hopes were dim.Seeing no way out of his predicament, and with the bear closing in rather quickly, the hunter got down on his knees, opened his arms, and exclaimed, "Dear God! Please give this bear some religion!"
The skies darkened and there was lightning in the air. Just a few feet short of the hunter, the bear came to an abrupt stop, and glanced around, somewhat confused.
Suddenly, the bear looked up into the sky and said, "Thank you, God, for the food I'm about to receive...."
@working4theweekend (2403)
• United States
8 Jan 07
Ha ha ha! :0 That's cool. How about the Dirty Bear?
A bear was in the woods going to the bathroom. He looked over and to his suprise there was no toilet paper!
He frantically tried to think of what to do but didn't want to use any scratchy leaves on his fragile bottom.
Suddenly a rabbit ran across his path. The bear stopped the rabbit and asked "Mr. Rabbit, does sh1t stick to your fur?"
The confused rabbit didn't know what to say. "No, I guess not", he finally replied.
"That's great!" said the bear, as he grabbed him....
HA HA HA!
@bacardiblast_K (813)
• India
1 Jan 07
hahahaha well i havnt heard before tht cats love christmas too..hahha
@working4theweekend (2403)
• United States
2 Jan 07
Well, my cats do! They usually get a new catnip toy, or a little race car to play with, and then for 2 days they get treats (Christmas Eve & Christmas). We got them those Meow Mix Creations or whatever, on the commercial it's a chef roasting beef and sauteeing shrimp. They got crab and tuna and another one, something with whole shrimp. My cats were in fishy heaven! :)
