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here are the top ten christmas cracker jokes i found on bbc Below are the 10 of your jokes we found funniest, in reverse order. Don't blame us - you sent them in. 10. Gary, UK Did you hear about the two ships that collided at sea? One was carrying red paint and the other was carrying blue paint. All the sailors ended up being marooned. 9. Patrick Molyneux, England What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam. 8. Neil Biswas, England What athlete is warmest in winter? A long jumper. 7. Sonya, UK Why are chocolate buttons rude? Because they are Smarties in the nude. 6. Caroline, England How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts? Wi' Jammin What does Bob Marley say to his friends when he buys doughnuts? Hope you like Jammin too. 5. Kazza, UK How do you make a tissue dance? Put a boogie in it. 4. Elizabeth Elwell, Australia What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it? Nothing. It just let out a little wine. 3. Dave McWhirter, UK Why did the man get the sack from the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate. 2. John Warland, UK What did the inflatable teacher at the inflatable school say to the inflatable child caught holding a pin? You let me down, you let your friends down, you let your school down but most of all... you let yourself down. 1. Daniel Huntley, Aberystwyth, Wales What's ET short for? Because he's only got little legs.