list of some home remedies! -update
By Non Sa Degra
December 26, 2006 11:35am CST
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed. 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away. 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink. 4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer. 5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough. 7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget all about the toothache. 8. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are: You only need two tools - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape. 9. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. 10. SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES.......... THEY ARE NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING, BUT..... THEY STILL BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS:D
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• Sri Lanka
8 Feb 07
I tried the first remedy on my wife. But things ended up with the hot water being poured over my head. So the first one is still pending until I find another guinea pig to test it on. Until then I will try some of the other ones on my wife. Specially the remedy for the toothache.
29 Dec 06
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8 Feb 07
ha ha that was lovely...i liked 3rd 4th and 9th one...will these ur home remedies really work positive or......show negative results my dear....any ways....enjoyed sharing these. share this one too A college student picked up his date at her parent's home. He'd scraped together every cent he had to take her to a fancy restaurant. To his dismay, she ordered almost everything expensive on the menu. Appetisers, lobster, champagne . . .the works. Finally he asked her, "Does your Mother feed you like this at home?" "No," she said, "but my Mother's not looking to get laid."
22 Jan 07
This one is for DAMAGED HAIR 1. Dilute apple-cider vinegar in water (one part vinegar to seven parts water) and pour onto hair. It's best to do this after shampooing but the smell can be a little strong so some do thi before shampooing and it still works. 2. Mayonnaise makes a good overall conditioner. Rub it into your hair, then leave for about 5 minutes. Just make sure to shampoo it out thoroughly to get rid of the smell. 3. Limit the use of electric curlers, irons and blow-dryers. These lovely hair styling equipments are the cause of split ends. 4. Go to the salon to have the split ends cut.
8 Feb 07
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