Smelly farts

Spain
December 28, 2006 9:37am CST
What r the best ways to hide the fart smells (lol)???????Any ideas................
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3 responses
@vik87391 (169)
• Spain
28 Dec 06
Good and hilarious topic.You can also dab perfume on a wad of cotton and put in between your bums.When your smelly fart passes between the dabbed cotton it will smell of perfume and no one will know about it.
• Spain
28 Dec 06
Good idea. But can u pls tell is it time tested and proven idea.hehehehehe
@vik87391 (169)
• Spain
28 Dec 06
oh yeah! i have tried it once.the only problem in this is that the cotton dries up and u need to keep removing it from your buns and dabbing fresh perfume on it.believe me it is better than putting new cotton as if u tend to fart more then u will end on using a whole pad of cotton.happy ffffffarting.
• Spain
28 Dec 06
Looks like u r one of the most experienced farters. What r ur wifes views on the subjest does she share ur ideas....or she goes mad. Do u use a feminine perfume or a mens. Havnt u tried anything else
@vikceo (1301)
• India
28 Dec 06
nope you really cannot... please ignore if i have already responded you as my net connection have some problems
@WebMann (4731)
• Canada
28 Dec 06
Yeah, just pinch you butt cheeks together a little tighter. :)