Who gave you the correct "birds and bees" talk?

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My parents really flubbed it when I was 12 years old, they were so embarassed that I lied I understood when they asked me just to get the heck out of the room. I didnt know what they were talking about until 3 years later when I walked into my first personal hygiene class in high school and the teacher drew 2 anatomical parts on the blackboard and said a few words about their functions and the possible outcome 9 months later. I was in a state of shock! Everything my parents had been trying to tell me thru the ga-ga talk they used was expressed in a few short blunt words! I burst out laughing in class and my teacher thought I was nuts! The mental image and wording of my father telling what a man was suppose to do to a woman in bed was too hysterical a memorry that day! I was sent to the washroom to calm down.