Jessica Simpson: Worst Celebrity Beauty of 2006

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Jessica Simpson or Marge Simpson??? Oh Jessica, ye of gorgeous long and curly locks. Yes, we know your regular red carpet hair is all extensions, but we covet that fake hair just the same. This beehive, however, has got to go. Tell us: BFF Ken Paves was on vacation, now wasn't he? Please take down the 'do and shake out those curls (we assume that's what's hiding under that shellacked mess) and go back to being your 25-year-old siren self.