Best Joke

@shounak (370)
India
September 27, 2006 8:54am CST
What is the best Joke or Anecdote you have come across in your life ? Please post it here and make it an interactive session that will be a joy for the reader.
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@clintz15 (974)
• India
1 Oct 06
Blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialling, his 4-year-old son comes up and says: "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!" The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor. "You rotten bastard," says the husband, "my wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!"
@shounak (370)
• India
12 Jan 07
ha ha nice one. this one was funny...!
@Sandy85 (473)
• India
28 Sep 06
A woman in her 40s got married but was a bit nervous about her honeymoon. The people in the church wanted to encourage her by sending a telegram with a verse of Scripture: 1 John 4:18 ("There is no fear in love, but perfect love casts out all fear") But someone omitted, by mistake, the 1 before John and the telegram just read: John 4:18. ("The fact is, you have had five husbands, and the man you now have is not your husband. What you have just said is quite true.)"
@shounak (370)
• India
12 Jan 07
he he nice one