agents gather to slay the jackal in the white house !!!

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Baghdad - Middle-East news agencies are now reporting that radical American Muslims are holding "hush-hush" talks with North Korean agents and freedom fighters from Iraq, Syria and Iran "to slay war-mongering U.S. President George Bush, his blood-thirst Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld and the Vixen of Baghdad Condoleezza Rice." The meeting is said to be held in the dusty valley of Azad Khan - at the borders of Pakistan and Russia which is ofen described as "No Man's Land." It is also known as "Thieves Market" where Russian, Chinese, Pakistani, Indian and European mercenaries meet to exchange expensive, modern U.S. weaponry and electronic goods for spices, drugs and other local produce indigenous to the respective countries. This is the first officially known gathering of agents from many countries wanting to assassinate the U.S. leader. Other plots to bump Bush off are being brewed in America itself and Europe where mercenaries await for a challenging job as marksman. "Only a few million U.S. dollars can bring that clown in the White House down and all America and Iraq will be free and Bush-created international terrorism will come to an end," one mercenary was quoted as saying. No further details were immediatly available but it was reported that European security is shutting an eye to rumours of plots to slay the jackal in the White House because he has caused extensive damage to Middle East peace and to trans-Atlantic relations which are irreparable.