Jokes: English Girl

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A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers: Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you? The husband laughs and says: * An English girl The woman kept quiet and left. Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: So, honey, how was the trip? Very good, thank you And, what happened to my present? Which present? What I asked for: the English girl?! Oh, that! Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait a few months to see if its a girl!!!