Let me hear your best blonde joke!?!?!?

United States
December 31, 2006 10:10am CST
Sry ladies and gents... i just want to know what you have. Even those really corny one too. that would be awesome!!!!
2 responses
nihit122
@nihit122 (314)
• India
1 Jan 07
This drunk gets on a bus and asks the driver how long the trip is between Limerick and Cork. About two hours," says the conductor. "OK," says the drunk "then how long is the trip between Cork and Limerick?" The irate driver says to the drunk "It`s still about two hours. Why`d you think there`d be a difference?" "Well," says the drunk, "It`s only a week between Christmas and New Year, but it`s a long time between New Year and Christmas !"
mridig
@mridig (202)
• India
6 Jan 07
Bunch Of Babies Load In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to cassist in the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, "Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing." Soon, a wee baby boy was brought into the world. "Whoa there Scotty!" said the doctor. "Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down... I think there's yet another wee one to come." Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. "No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man... It seems there's yet another one besides!" cried the doctor. The new father scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor. "Do ye think it's the light that's attractin' them?"
usmanp_24
@usmanp_24 (398)
• Pakistan
31 Dec 06
once there was a sardar...he was walking beside a pool....a frog came there and said,"sardar had no brain(fool)"...sardar said,"no"...frog said,"yes"...sardar again said,"no"...frog again said,"yes" and went into water.. after seeing this sardar said,"is there any reason to sucide??" hehehehe