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In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk. n a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid. In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from Russian Orthodox monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday. n a Bangkok dry cleaners: Drop your trousers here for best results In a Rhodes tailor shop: Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation. In a Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar. n a Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty. CHURCH BULLETIN BLOOPERS Tuesday at 4:00 PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.