January 1, 2007 9:59am CST
Q. What happens to cows during an earthquake? A. They give milk shakes! Q. What do you call a girl who is always in the bookies? A. Betty! Q. Where do cows go on holiday? A. Moo York Q. What is the difference between a school teacher and a train? A. The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says "chew chew chew".