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Thought for the Days!!! if you call your mother as MUM... What will you call Mother's younger sis and elder sis? Answer: MINMUM & MAXIMUM ------------------------------------------------ Didu know what is mean by MAN M=marvelous A=and N=nice and the word WOMAN mean is W=wanted O=other MAN=man ------------------------------------------------ AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her, at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her, at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her, at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other ------------------------------------------------ Husband:"Darling years ago u had a figure like a Coke bottle." Wife:"Yes darling I still do but the only difference is earlier it was300ml and now it's 1.5 liter. ------------------------------------------------ Explain The word "AUTOMATICALLY" ....Nahe pata i'll xplain... ager koi ganji ladki auto mein bethi ho to use kehte hain auto_mein_takli ------------------------------------------------ Husband ne at 1st night opened the Ghunghat gave Rs. 500 munh dikhayi. Wife ne kaha Tum mere Husband ho is liye leleti hoon warna mai 2000 se kam nahi leti ------------------------------------------------ Wife: Zara dheere karo na kyun TezGaam chala rahe ho? Maalgaadi chalao na..................... Itne mein beta bed se neeche gira aur bola......... Behanchod jo marji chalao par sawari ko to mat girao. ------------------------------------------------ I was cooking chicken.When added palak in it,the chicken stood up and started dancing and saying"Hum pe yeh kis ne hara rang dala,maar dala,Allah maar dala.