WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

@CORDALE (866)
United States
September 28, 2006 3:40pm CST
THIS HAS TO BE the oldest joke ever i thought it would be neat to see how many different answers my fellow posters could come up with. let the postings begin!!
32 responses
makatron
@makatron (503)
• Dominican Republic
14 Oct 06
maybe had the need to get a better prespective of its actual side of the road, dont ya think?
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Sheila_Abram
@Sheila_Abram (1908)
• United States
13 Oct 06
To get to the other side.
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fritz27
@fritz27 (1136)
• United States
13 Oct 06
to get away from that rooster who has been chasing her to make the first egg which would answer " what came first the chicken or egg ).
tickedoff
@tickedoff (672)
• United States
14 Oct 06
why did the pervert cross the road......
tickedoff
@tickedoff (672)
• United States
14 Oct 06
it's a takeoff from this joke. have you ever heard of this one, that how it starts. there is a punch line.
fritz27
@fritz27 (1136)
• United States
14 Oct 06
tickedoff.......what are you talking about?
LBS1178
@LBS1178 (317)
• United States
10 Oct 06
to get away from the butcher
CORDALE
@CORDALE (866)
• United States
13 Oct 06
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istanto
@istanto (8548)
• Indonesia
12 Oct 06
lol it was funny
mai720
@mai720 (327)
• United States
28 Sep 06
because his girlfriend was on the other side of the street.
2bugerboys
@2bugerboys (752)
• United States
13 Oct 06
Or how about to get away from his wife on the same side of the street?
CORDALE
@CORDALE (866)
• United States
13 Oct 06
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Lackingstyle
@Lackingstyle (7509)
•
29 Sep 06
Because it wanted a drink! Pft. Don't you know!
CORDALE
@CORDALE (866)
• United States
10 Oct 06
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Lackingstyle
@Lackingstyle (7509)
•
10 Oct 06
Yup. I know. :)
rmuxagirl
@rmuxagirl (7548)
• United States
9 Oct 06
actually Chicken Little is an old child's story of a chick getting hit in the head with an acorn and ran around the forest/farm telling the other animals that the sky was falling.
dellion
@dellion (6698)
• Malaysia
13 Oct 06
Its a run away chick.......
CORDALE
@CORDALE (866)
• United States
13 Oct 06
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varuntr
@varuntr (643)
• India
10 Oct 06
it was written on the other side tht "no side walking"
CORDALE
@CORDALE (866)
• United States
13 Oct 06
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terriann
@terriann (4450)
• United States
13 Oct 06
Actually it didnt cross the road(real sad story).....do you really want to hear?It's real sad...well ok ok.......he kinda steped on a piece of gum and he kindda got stuck so you know what happened......yea exactly he got ran over.:(
CORDALE
@CORDALE (866)
• United States
15 Oct 06
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praveenkumar06
@praveenkumar06 (4077)
• Hyderabad, India
12 Oct 06
it have find small worms at the there side of the road
CORDALE
@CORDALE (866)
• United States
13 Oct 06
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kiwidipa
@kiwidipa (2852)
• United States
13 Oct 06
because he could.............
CORDALE
@CORDALE (866)
• United States
15 Oct 06
thank you for your response.
xbrendax
@xbrendax (2662)
• United States
12 Oct 06
Instead of that one, here's a new version: Why did the (DUCK) cross the road? It was the chicken's day off! ha ha ha!!!
CORDALE
@CORDALE (866)
• United States
13 Oct 06
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exodamus
@exodamus (1625)
• India
13 Oct 06
great old joke .how about this one. What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant
CORDALE
@CORDALE (866)
• United States
13 Oct 06
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kuest1986
@kuest1986 (483)
• India
13 Oct 06
jlj
man...i need 2 ask him..
CORDALE
@CORDALE (866)
• United States
13 Oct 06
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code_11
@code_11 (902)
• Nigeria
10 Oct 06
the chicken is in search for food lol
CORDALE
@CORDALE (866)
• United States
10 Oct 06
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clintz15
@clintz15 (974)
• India
1 Oct 06
because it was tired of walking on only one side of the road !!!
CORDALE
@CORDALE (866)
• United States
10 Oct 06
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lxrowe
@lxrowe (372)
• Australia
1 Oct 06
to see a man lay bricks
CORDALE
@CORDALE (866)
• United States
10 Oct 06
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rmuxagirl
@rmuxagirl (7548)
• United States
9 Oct 06
because the farmer was chasing him
CORDALE
@CORDALE (866)
• United States
10 Oct 06
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Helpmeout
@Helpmeout (230)
• United States
10 Oct 06
because the farmer was chasing him with a butcher knife
CORDALE
@CORDALE (866)
• United States
10 Oct 06
I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!Thank you for responding.
jessesauer
@jessesauer (207)
• United States
10 Oct 06
How about this one... Why didn't the BIRD cross the road??? Cuz he was a chicken!!!! hahahahaha
CORDALE
@CORDALE (866)
• United States
13 Oct 06
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