Gay men chilli

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Three gay men--Trevor, Michael and Todd--were killed in car accidents. In their wills, they had all stated that they wanted to be cremated. Their three lovers met at the funeral home to pick up their ashes. While they were waiting for the funeral director they all started talking about what they were going to do with their lovers' ashes Trevor's lover says "I'm gonna take Trevor's ashes and scatter them in his vegetable garden so that whenever I'm in the garden I can spend time with my Trevor. Michael's lover says "My Todd loved to travel, so I am going to keep his ashes in my luggage so that whenever I travel, he will be travelling with me"Todd's lover, Trent, says "well, after I leave here I am going to hte supermarket and getting some tomatoes, some jalapeno peppers, some ground beef, some chilli sauce, then coming home and making the hottest pot of chilli I can make, and sprinkling Todd's ashes in and eating it. The other guys all ask "why would you want to do that? Trent says "so he can tear my butt up one more time!!"