panda bear

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a panda bear walks in to the restaurant and orders a sandwich. when he receives the sandwich he eats it and then shoots the waiter and leaves the restaurant. A policeman sees the panda and tells him that he just broke the law, the panda bear tells the policeman that he is innocent and if, he didnt believe him to look in the dicaionary , the policeman gets a dictionary and looks up it says , " PANDA BEAR : eats shoots and leaves "