Joke

@PaulMel (659)
Portugal
January 4, 2007 10:20am CST
How old are you Bobbie ? I am just at the awkward age. Really ? And what do you call the awkward age ? Too old to cry and too young to swear.
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@satyamss (870)
• India
5 Jan 07
Chicken Little mrs. Fleshman goes to the butcher shop to buy a chicken for the Sunday meal. The butcher has only one scrawny chicken left. He puts it on the scale. "Three pounds," he says. "That's too scrawny; don't you have something bigger?" Mrs. Fleshman asks. He pretends to rummage around, and then puts the same chicken back on the scale, while pressing with his thumb. "Three and a half pounds," he says. "That looks better," says Mrs. Fleshman. "I'll take them both."
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@satyamss (870)
• India
4 Jan 07
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
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@hinrichas (395)
• Spain
8 Jan 07
I don't know jokes. But your jokes is very funny. have a nice day everyone.
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@BigBenas (943)
• Lithuania
7 Jan 07
:D good :D joke :D i liked it :D and that is cool . i need to give them to my friends . :)
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@adnanmd2 (830)
5 Jan 07
"Santa was standing below a tube light with a open mouth... WHY? Because his doctor had advised him that the dinner should be LIGHT".
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@jal1948 (1360)
• India
5 Jan 07
I can say that a child may be admonished if he swears but there is no age limit to cry,it depends on the individual,
@dilpreet (29)
• Hong Kong
5 Jan 07
i am 23
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• Taiwan
5 Jan 07
hahaha this is funny
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@Hamlet333 (724)
• Pakistan
5 Jan 07
I don't understand it.
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@mridig (202)
• India
5 Jan 07
Red Ears Mrid A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears and she answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear." "Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But, what happened to your other ear?" "The jerk called back!"
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@ahsan15 (334)
• India
5 Jan 07
A young couple was touring southern Florida on their honeymoon and stopped at one of the rattlesnake farms along the road. After seeing the sights, they engaged in small...
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@anjuscor (1266)
• India
5 Jan 07
TO MY DARLING HUSBAND, I'm sending you this letter in a bogus software company envelope so you'll be sure to read it. Please forgive the deception, but I thought you should know what's been going on since your computer entered our lives two years ago. The children are doing well. Tommy is 7 now and is a bright, handsome boy. He has developed quite an interest in the arts. He drew a family portrait for a school project. All the figures were good, but yours was excellent! The chair and back of your head are very realistic. You would be proud of him. Little Jennifer turned 3 in September. She looks a lot like you did at that age. She is an attractive child and quite smart. She still remembers that you spent the whole afternoon with us on her birthday. What a grand day for Jen despite the fact that it was stormy and the electricity was out. I am doing well. I went blond about a year ago and was delighted to discover that it really was more fun. I discovered that the household chores are much easier since I realized that you don't mind being vacuumed and that the feather duster makes you sneeze. The house is in good shape. I had the living room painted last spring. I'm not sure if you noticed it. I asked the painters to cut air holes in the drop cloths so you wouldn't be disturbed. Well, dear, I must be going. The family is leaving on a ski trip and there is much packing to do. I've hired a housekeeper to take care of things while we are away. She'll keep things in order, fill your coffee cup and bring your meals to the computer room just the way you like it. I hope you and the computer have a lovely time while we are gone. Tommy, Jen and I think of you often. Try to remember us while your disks are booting. Love, Your sweetheart
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@bevanamit (645)
• India
4 Jan 07
good one... A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another shot. After he finishes, he looks into his shirt pocket again and orders another shot. The bartender is curious and askes him "every time you order a shot, you look in your shirt pocket. Why?" The man replies, "I have a picture of my wife in my pocket and when she starts to look good, I go home."
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@apostrofy (661)
• Romania
4 Jan 07
Two cows were talking in the field one day. First Cow: Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease that's going around? Second Cow: Yeah, makes you glad you're a penguin, doesn't it?
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