How to make Love (Joke)
By miskim
@miskim (15)
United States
January 4, 2007 5:13pm CST
Ingredients:
4 Laughing eyes
4 Well shaped Legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 nuts
1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
1 Firm banana
Directions
1. look into laughing eyes.
2. spread well shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best result. Continue ro knead milk containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts.
6. The cale is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften repeat steps 3-5 change mixing bowls.
Notes:
1. if you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use
3. If cake rises leave town.
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