Ugly Babies!

Canada
January 4, 2007 7:37pm CST
Have you ever seen a baby....so tiny...so innocent...so precious.....but SOOOO UGLY!?...man....I know its not right to say this..I wasnt born yesterday...and I looked like I wasnt done and shoulda been put back when I was born, also...all purple and wrinkly...but you wanna tell brand new parents that thier baby is beautiful...btu has their been that one time?...just once?...in the back of your mind...somethin like...DAMN!!!!...Gonna have to tie a bone around this kids neck so your dog will play with him!
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9 responses
• United States
5 Jan 07
Definitely! I'm always amazed at people who think new born babies are so gorgeous. They're beautiful in the way of thinking what a beautiful miracle type thing but for the most part they look like ET GO home!!! lol
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• Canada
6 Jan 07
I know!...I think someone screwed up when they decided 9 months was enough time...would you take a turkey out a few hrs before it was done?..lol
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• United States
30 Jan 07
Perhaps we will evolve into having "timers" that pop out their butts when they're done? LOL
• Canada
31 Jan 07
lol...I can see it... honey....I think its time. Not yet...Im sleeping. I think the babies coming. No..false alarm. DING!...ok...baby makin time!...lol
@myklj999 (34233)
• Olney, Illinois
6 Jan 07
I've got my head bitten off over this subject a few times. Babies become cute after a few dats, but when they're first born with the head all squeezed out of shape and everything...ugh.
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@myklj999 (34233)
• Olney, Illinois
6 Jan 07
should be a few DAYS, not dats.
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• Canada
6 Jan 07
probably by people with ugly babies who r in denial...lmao
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@kokopelli (4842)
• United States
5 Jan 07
i haven't seen an ugly baby, i guess their innocence and purity just make them beautiful. but have you read that parents treat their children differently based on physical attractiveness. here's the link to the article on new york times - http://www.nytimes.com/2005/05/03/health/03ugly.html?ex=1272772800&en=9eb324d54c314034&ei=5090&partner=rssuserland&emc=rss now, after reading that, try to recall when you were a kid, if you've been buckled up in the grocery cart or the car seat, and allowed to wander beyond 10 feet :P
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• Canada
6 Jan 07
you shoulada seen the first baby born here in Toronto on Jan 1st....I hope it was just the picture...cause...if PT Barnum saw that pic...he'd b lookin to hire!..lol
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@disvachic (10120)
• United States
5 Jan 07
To me all babies are cute.I have not came across an ugly baby yet!Now you know you did not have to say that about yourself!lol!
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• Canada
6 Jan 07
They can b....but I just saw one...about a week ago..in the newspaper...maaaan...I woulda just said nuthin and smiled then...lol...hey...its the truth...I'm sure I looked like a Barney mini me...just slimier..lol
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@Timinator (739)
• United States
12 Jan 07
People think babies are cute when they are wrapped up in a soft colorful blanket, but when the baby has just been born and is covered in nasty stuff, they don't think it is cute. Babies in general are ugly in my opinion, but females can't see them as ugly. It must be something in their DNA.
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• Canada
14 Jan 07
I think its the fact that they got kinda attached to the thing that made them fat for 9 months..and then who wouldnt love somethin that caused u 48hrs of extreme pain and then havin to push it out of a lil hole in your "not so pretty area anymore"....lol
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@BittyBiddy (2903)
• Ireland
11 Jan 07
This is such a funny post. LOL! I love babies but even I have seen some where I'm forced to make comments like "Awww, he's tiny" rather than comment and tell a lie by saying he's gorgeous.
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• Canada
14 Jan 07
ya...lol...its amazing what other things u can come up with when u just really wanna say...DAMN!...you beat that kid with an ugly stick???
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@krysy1982 (1042)
• United States
6 Jan 07
I have to admit I have seen a couple of odd looking babies.
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• Canada
6 Jan 07
lol..nice way of putting it...odd babies..lol
@deebomb (15319)
• United States
29 Jan 07
About 4 years ago we our neighbor had a baby girl that was very ugly. so was her younger sister. but as they got older they got very pretty. One of my granddaughters was a rather homely baby too noe she is rather pretty. She is 15. Ofetn ugly babies grow up to be very pretty or good looking as they get older.
• Canada
30 Jan 07
I noticed that...seen alot of them on those talk shows...u know..start out like the kid who has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink...and end up miss america...lol
@rawpoet (2047)
• United States
29 Jan 07
Yup, I've seen ugly babies, but they were never mine. *wink*
• Canada
30 Jan 07
another classic parent answer...lol...mine too...hes a dude...;}