just some jokes

Do you think I should put more fire into my editorials? the writer asked. No, said his editor. "Vice Versa"

A Religious Bear? In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted by a huge, mean bear. In his fear, all attempts to shoot the bear were unsuccessful. Finally, he turned and ran as fast as he could. The hunter ran and ran and ran, until he ended up at the edge of a very steep cliff. His hopes were dim.Seeing no way out of his predicament, and with the bear closing in rather quickly, the hunter got down on his knees, opened his arms, and exclaimed, "Dear God! Please give this bear some religion!" The skies darkened and there was lightning in the air. Just a few feet short of the hunter, the bear came to an abrupt stop, and glanced around, somewhat confused. Suddenly, the bear looked up into the sky and said, "Thank you, God, for the food I'm about to receive...."

this is joke ha ha ha ha ha ha

That was a good one dude. I have rated you good. And have a good time mylotting. What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common ? You always hear about them, but you never see them. LOL.

lol...

this is a good joke. keep it up

Santa apni gal friend ko I Luv kehta hai aur gir jata hai. Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho? Santa: I'm falling in love. • Santa ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pakdeya per usne Santa te sussu karta. Santa to nurse: Bibi eh piece leak karda hai badal k le aa..!

Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, don't do that.

hahaha... you are a crazy man... it's make me laugh over. it's very funny. hahahaha...

I Like Your Thinking spacer A teacher asks her class, ''If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?'' She calls on little Johnny. ''None, they all fly away with the first gunshot.'' The teacher replies, ''The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.'' Then Little Johnny says, ''I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?'' The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, ''Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.'' ''The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on...but I like your thinking.

• Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved' Gal: Great! I want 10 of them

A boy goes to see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry & asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see? Boy: Yes, I saw dad.

• What is the height of Flirting? It's When your love letter starts with: TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN

After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Why? Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner? ============ == 0ne tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village??? Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!! ============ === Son: Dad, I was away for a week. Yesterday, I sent a fax to my wife I'd be home that night, and when I got into my room I found my wife in another man's arms. Why, Dad? Tell me why!" Dad kept silent for a few minutes, then coolly said, "Maybe, Son, she didn't get the fax"

good joke hahahaha more plz

the first joke is hilarious and the second one i didnt really find funny

Reverse dynamics: When a man becomes rich he becomes naughty & when a woman becomes naughty.... she becomes rich.

Another Moon?... Possible Another Sun?... Possible Another Sky?... Possible Another person Like U?... Impossible 'Coz God can't make the same Mistake twice.

• A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips r closed !

this is a really good joke and u know what when i said this joke to my friends thay started hitting me.