Award Winning Jokes - MBA Vs. BE Steudent

Double The Wish A man walking along the beach one day finds a bottle. He rubs it and, sure enough, out popped a genie. "I will grant you three wishes," said the genie. "But there is a catch." "What catch?" the man asked. The genie replied, "Every time you make a wish, every lawyer in the world will receive double the wish you were granted." "Well, I can live with that! No problem!" replied the elated man. "What is your first wish?" asked the genie. "Well, I've always wanted a Ferrari!" POOF! A Ferrari appeared in front of the man. "Now every lawyer in the world has TWO Ferraris," said the genie. "Next wish?" "I'd love a million dollars," replied the man. POOF! One million dollars appeared at his feet. "Now every lawyer in the world has TWO million dollars," said the genie. "Well, that's okay, as long as I've got my million," replied the man. "What is your third and final wish?" The man thought long and hard, and finally said, "Well, you know, I've always wanted to donate a kidney!"

Fast Pope The Pope arrives at JFK and he's met at a baggage claim by a driver in a bad suit and a clip-on tie, holding a hand-lettered sign that says, "Pope." After getting all the Pope's luggage loaded in the limo-and His Holiness doesn't travel light, the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb. "Hey, Mr. Pope," says the driver in accented English, "Why have you not seated yourself in the excellent limo?" "Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "They never let me drive at the Vatican, and I'd really like to drive." "That is very much against the rules!" protested the driver, wishing he'd never left Calcutta. "There might be something extra in it for you," said the Pope. Reluctantly, the driver got in the back as the Pope got in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regretted his decision when, after clearing the airport, the Pope accelerated the limo to 105 mph. "Please be driving not so rapidly, Mr. Pope," pleaded the worried driver, but the Pope kept the pedal to the metal. Then they heard the siren. "Oh, my Gods, now I am surely losing my license," moaned the driver. The Pope pulled over and rolled down the window as the patrolman approached, but the cop took one look at him, went back to his motorcycle, and got on the radio. "I need to talk to the Chief," he said to the dispatch. When the Chief got on the radio, the cop told him that he'd stopped a limo going a hundred and five. "So bust him," said the Chief. "I think the guy's a big shot," said the cop. "All the more reason." "No, I mean really a big shot," said the cop. "What'd ya got there, the Mayor?" "Bigger." "Governor." "Bigger." "Well," said the Chief, "Who is it?" "I don't know," said the cop. "But he's got the Pope driving for him."

I have heard a joke of the same calibre: A professor who is fluent in all the subjects under the sun got into a raft to go to the other side of a large river. He asked the oarsman of the boat whether he knows chemistry. The uneducated oarsman did not know what the professor was talking about and told him so. Then the professor asked one by one whether the oarsman knows physics, biology, astronomy etc etc etc. The oarsman’s answer to all was that he does not know. The professor was disappointed, “Half your life is gone”, he told the oarsman, “It is education that makes a man complete.” The oarsman humbly listened. In the middle of the river a storm started brewing. “Sir, you must also, be knowing the art of swimming,” the oarsman asked. “Oh! No. Never learned it,” was the professors reply. “Then sir all your life is gone,” and the oarsman jumped into the river and started swimming.

hehe.no way mba people are more smarter than be people.its in mba course only that sudents are trained to be smarter and more realistic.its you who have changed the joke and interchanged the be guy with the mba one.its a very old joke.anyways a very nice joke.thanks

hey good joke. so does this joke mean to say that BE people r more smarter than MBA people???

hey nice joke and i did MBA man see the joke it self tell how MBA people can think in logical and practical ways is it.any way both MBA and BE are same the person differs the inteligent to ansmwer.

A beautiful blonde lady stepped onto a plane going to L.A. and sat down in first class. The flight attendant proceeded to go around the airplane checking the ticket stubs of each passenger to make sure they were all in the right seats. When she got to the Blonde woman she noticed that it was for Coach seating, not first class. She tells the woman, "You're ticket says coach maam and we have a full flight today. I'm going to have to ask you to move." To which the blonde replies, "You don't understand, I'm blonde, beautiful, I'm going to L.A. and I'm getting there in first class." Confused, the stewardess gets her supervisor. Again, she tells the woman that she must move. Again, the blonde replies, "You don't understand, I'm blonde, beautiful, I'm going to L.A. and I'm getting there in first class." Also confused, they go get the captain. He tells the woman that she must move. The blonde starts to say, "You don't understand, I'm blonde, beautiful..." when he interrupts and asks, "Can I whisper something in your ear?" "Sure" she replies and he proceeds to whisper something in her ear. Suddenly she gets up and goes back to coach seating with a look of surprise on her face. The flight attendants are startled. "How did you get her to move?" "I told her that first class wasn't going to L.A."

reaally nice jokes. i love that lawyer and MBA jokes. keep joking friends

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soo funny..and way to relavent

That was really a good joke

Hmmm good joke dude!!!!!

a nice joke,do you have mor e to share with us

Gifts One day The Lord spoke to Aadam. "I've got some good news and some bad news," The Lord said. Aadam looked at The Lord and replied, "Well, give me the good news first." Smiling, The Lord explained, "I've got two new oragans for you, one is called a brain. It will allow you to create new things, solve problems, and have intelligent conversations with Eave. oamThe other organ I have for you is called a paenis. It will give you great physical pleasure and allow you to reproduce your now intelligent life form and 2007 populate this planet. Eve will be very happy that you now have this organ to feb give her children." Adam, very excited, exclaimed, "These are great gifts you have given to me. What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?" The Lord looked upon hum Adam and said with great sorrow, "You will never be able to use these two gifts at the same time." ** Small Compensation A drunk in a bar pukes all over his own 005 shirt, which was brand new before he came in. “Damn,” he says. “I puked on 22 my shirt again. If the wife 21 finds out, she’s gonna kill me.” “Not to worry,” says the ba07 rtender as he sticks a $20 bill in the drunk’s pocket. “Just tell her someone puked on you and gave you some cash to cover the cleaning bill.” So the drunk goes home and tells his ok wife feb jan about the guy who puked on him. She reaches into his pocket and finds tjawo twenties. “Why are there two twenties?” she asks. The drunk replies, “Oh, yea nh, he crapped in my pants, too.”

he he : ) that was one of the best jokes I have heard, if you know more of that kind, please keep posting!

Guy goes into a bar for a drink. Orders a dry martini with two olives. As he's waiting for his drink he spies a monkey sitting at the end of the bar. Just as he's about to pick up his drink, the monkey runs over and puts his "nuts" in the martini. He calls the waiter, did you see what that monkey just did. Bartender says no, what. He put his nuts in my drink. Oh, want another one? Somewhat angry he says yes. Another one is put in front of him. With one eye on the monkey he goes to pick up the glass but again the monkey was faster than he was. This really gets his goat. He asks the bartender...who's monkey is that, yours? No, he belongs to the piano player. The guy gets up and goes over to the piano. He asks the piano player.....do you know your monkey is putting his nuts in my drink. To which the piano player says.....don't know if I do...can you hum a few bars?

hey somu...really good joke but i think MBA guy is muh more smarter than BE guy

hi friend nice joke even i did MBA and u know there is no difernce between studies they have their equal importance but there is adifernce of persons inteligence is it?anyway thanks for the joke.

hey hiitssomu, dat was a goodone. N u r very correct that v B.E. are technical than M.B.A.

Thats a beautiful joke and that reveals the fact that BE people have a practical aspect towards life.