Tell me all the crazy things you have done in your life.

Oh wow there are too many to list them all LOL...but here are a couple hitchhiked (on a regular basis) to and around Toronto regardless of the time of day or night car surfing slept in stairwells and parks (not so much crazy as necessity) go to parties with complete strangers in towns I was unfamiliar with gotten into fist fights with men LOL that was always interesting climbing all over and jumping off the top of the train bridge on a regular basis throughout my young teens..

Where should I start? I'll start at the beginning, childhood, jumped on a moving train and ran and hid when the engineer stopped the train and came after us and chewed us out. Once I got hit in the head with a baseball and my girlfriend talked me into going to school with black charcoal under my eye and everybody fell for it. My friends and I used to make ourselves pass out, not smart at all. Me and my girlfriend talked back to the teacher and were sent to the principals office. In my teens, I almost got caught by some friends while making out hot and heavy in the front seat of a truck. I almost got in to trouble by a park ranger at the lake with my pants down! When I was even older I got stopped by the cops because of steaming up the car windows on the side of the road. I married when I was barely nineteen years old. Oh, I almost forgot, back when I was a kid I flipped my little sister over my shoulder and almost broke her head open. I got hit in the head with a dart, but that wasn't my doing, just in the right place at the wrong time. After, I was divorced and vulnerable, I let a magazine salesman in the house and bought magazines from him because he was cute and he gave a couple of kisses on the cheek, (what a dummie)! Later, I dated a co-worker, barely seperated from his wife who had 3 kids. Three big no, no's, (need I explain). I know there's more, can't think of them all, but gives you an idea. You have to watch out for us shy, quiet ones. Isn't that what they say?