Marriage and Death

@satyamss (870)
January 5, 2007 4:44pm CST
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their wedding anniversary. The husband gave his wife a gift - a tombstone, with the inscription: HERE LIES MY WIFE - COLD AS EVER. Later the furious wife bought a return present - also a tombstone - in which the inscription read :HERE LIES MY HUSBAND - STIFF AT LAST.
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@lilaclady (28236)
• Australia
5 Jan 07
Good one 10 points for that one, thank you.
@satyamss (870)
• India
7 Jan 07
thank u my frn.....
1 person likes this
• Philippines
26 Jan 07
hahahah nice one..i like it..i rated you for that
@pd_davies (149)
• India
29 Jan 07
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@hobohobo (681)
• Indonesia
26 Jan 07
11 Things not to say to police officers 1. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 2. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 3. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 4. Are You Andy or Barney? 5. I thought you had to be in good physical condition to be a police officer. 6. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 7. I pay your salary! 8. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 9. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 10. I was trying to keep up with traffic. I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. 11. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"