Jokes - Newton's Law of LOVE !

United States
January 6, 2007 12:31pm CST
Universal Law: Love can neither be created nor be destroyed, only it can transfer from one girlfriend(boyfriend) to another girlfrind(boyfriend) with some loss of money. First Law: A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her, and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any extrenal agent (brother or father of the boy(or girl)) comes into play and breaks the legs of the boy(girl). Second Law: The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of bank balance. Third Law: The force applied to proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals.
13 responses
@maddymsc (10)
• India
7 Jan 07
its very great law u have derived,its 100%true that girls see the boys bank balance.
• United States
8 Jan 07
thank you .. u got it !
• India
6 Jan 07
nice...is it something realated to u...hope not.. experience is the teacher
• United States
6 Jan 07
no, not with me, but in general sometimes. don't believe it works all together .. fe are of course applicable . isn't it ..?
@haranv (571)
• India
7 Jan 07
lol the last one is superb..keep them coming...newton great guy
@suny1946 (275)
• China
7 Jan 07
ha ha ha
@Rishub (51)
• India
7 Jan 07
just about allright...
@ahsan15 (334)
• India
7 Jan 07
Gud law!!***
@katyzzz (2897)
• Australia
7 Jan 07
that's just a bit too trite
@r0ck_r0ck (1952)
• India
7 Jan 07
well i got a fourth law! and its like like this! 4th law:- the last drop of toilet will surely fall on ur pants! lol
• India
7 Jan 07
dude,,,these laws are good one......i really think even NEWTON will go crazy after lookin at ur laws,,,,hi,,,hi but i couldnt understand wat exactly u wanted to ask
• India
7 Jan 07
hohoho that was a very sensible joke keep it up
@xxabhix (321)
• India
7 Jan 07
well this is pretty cool man
@maru_047in (1007)
• India
7 Jan 07
good joke... ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@radesh (694)
• India
7 Jan 07
a boy in love is nothing but the boy is in a deep well