joke

joke - joke
India
January 7, 2007 10:52am CST
Teacher: "If one and one makes two, two and two four, how much seven and seven makes?" Student: "That is not fair teacher. You answer the easy ones and leave the hard ones for us."
2 responses
@swasti (1157)
• India
7 Jan 07
thats nice.i will tell u another joke. son: mom i will not go to school evenafterwards mom: y dear? son: i hate my maths teacher mom:y? son: sometimes she says 2 * 12 is 24 and other times she says 6 * 4 is 24 and other times she says 3 * 8 is 24. she never stands with one thing.
• India
7 Jan 07
nice joke.
@anjuscor (1266)
• India
20 Jan 07
Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a nut and cried out, "Oh, look! A nut!" The second squirrel jumped on it and said, "It?s my nut!" The first squirrel said, "That?s not fair! I saw it first!" "Well, you may have seen it, but I have it," argued the second. At that point, a lawyer squirrel came up and said, "You shouldn?t quarrel. Let me resolve this dispute." The two squirrels nodded, and the lawyer squirrel said, "Now, give me the nut." He broke the nut in half, and handed half to each squirrel, saying, "See? It was foolish of you to fight. Now the dispute is resolved." Then he reached over and said, "And for my fee, I?ll take the meat."