Hillary's Deal With the Devil
By Starlady0_1
@Starlady0_1 (586)
United States
January 7, 2007 12:12pm CST
Hillary was finishing up a day as Senator for New York when the Devil suddenly appeared in her office and made her an offer..
"I am here to offer you a deal," the Devil said. "I will give you unlimited wealth, even more power, and a media that will pander to your every whim. In return, all I ask for is your soul, the souls of every member of your family, and the souls of all your constituents."
Hillary pondered for a moment and then asked, "Unlimited wealth and power?"
"Absolutely unlimited," the Devil asserted.
"A pandering media?" she asked.
"They'll fall over themselves to support you, no matter what you say or do," the Devil assured.
"And you want my soul, my family's souls, and souls of my constituents?" she asked.
"Yes. All of them," the Devil answered.
Hillary was deep in thought for a moment, then finally spoke:
"So..what's the catch?"
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15 responses
@AishwaryaJndhl (39)
• India
8 Jan 07
wont surprise me if she'd actually say this. a politician after all.
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@whiteheather39 (24403)
• United States
8 Jan 07
That was a good (humorous) comment
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@Starlady0_1 (586)
• United States
10 Jan 07
Yes I thought it was pretty good myself. Politician and lets not mention the blonde hair. :)
@dragonstar13 (1465)
• United States
7 Jan 07
Hillary as the butt of a joke. How appropriate as she is a butt and a joke.
My favorite joke about her takes place during Bill's term in office. He brought a nasty tempered little dog with him while jogging. The animal did nothing but bark and nip at the security details legs.
"Nice dog," one agent said while trying to shake the dog off his leg.
"Oh, I got him for Hillary," Bill replied.
"Good trade," the agent said.
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@Starlady0_1 (586)
• United States
7 Jan 07
Did you see the clip where the "Nice dog" jumped on Clinton and knocked him down.
@Starlady0_1 (586)
• United States
7 Jan 07
The development of a new stamp
The post office briefly considered issuing stamps with Bill and Hillary's faces on them. However, test marketing verified that the customers would spit on the wrong side of the stamps.
@Starlady0_1 (586)
• United States
7 Jan 07
Let's vote on this now
Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Ronald Reagan are in a boat in the Potomac, when suddenly the boat develops a leak. They have only one life preserver jacket.
Bill says: "Let's do the Democratic thin. Take a vote to see who gets the life preserver."
They each write a name on a piece of paper and stuff it in a coffee can Bush and Reagan get one vote each; Clinton gets six votes.
@whiteheather39 (24403)
• United States
8 Jan 07
Excellent joke thanks alot. I needed a cheer me up this morning.
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@Starlady0_1 (586)
• United States
11 Jan 07
Why thank you very much I also enjoyed the joke thought it was very funny. And appropriate since she maybe running for President
@Starlady0_1 (586)
• United States
7 Jan 07
Hilary Clinton is our ex USA President Bill Clinton's Wife.
@hinrichas (395)
• Spain
7 Jan 07
It's a joke? I think it's not true. Have a nice day everyone :)
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@Starlady0_1 (586)
• United States
7 Jan 07
hinrichas you could be right it may have been a joke.
Here are a few nick names for them just to make sure they know who we are speaking of:
Bill Clinton Nicknames
McPresident
Dollar Bill
The Bill we'll be paying for years
Commander-in-thief
Hillary Rodham
The Great Pretender
Willy the Weasel
Hillary Clinton nicknames
Wicked Witch of the west wing
Hilla the Hun
Robbery Hillham
@gfsunder (83)
• India
8 Jan 07
That's not what Hillary said sister. Instead she told the devil, " What do you mean by the souls of family members...you already have the soul of my husband Bill Clinton. Look at how you made him fool around with that intern Monica Lewinsky, that too inside the White House. If that is not enough proof ask all the women who came and went when Bill was governor of Arkansas. Whom are you trying to fool? You already made me trade in Futures, you crook. What more do you want from us? Can't you see the trouble Bill and I are going through to go to Heaven...you scoundrel you. Get me behind me Satan...for it is written..."
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