bumper stickers?

United States
January 7, 2007 2:01pm CST
I was wondering what some people would come up with for a bumper sticker to describe themselves? Do you have a favorite one you have seen or one you have come up with that you wish that you could put on your vehicle.
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@crazynurse (7482)
• United States
23 Feb 07
My grandfather had a bumper sticker that he put in his little storage building rather than on his vehicle. My father got it when my grandfather passed. The sticker says, "Don't re-elect anybody, give another crook a chance." I have always found that hilarious!
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• United States
23 Feb 07
That's a pretty good piece of wisdom there, crazy. I think it's rather profound, lol. Thank you very much for sharing it. I appreciate it.
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@meme0907 (3481)
• United States
8 Jan 07
Hey CDW :0 I had one that I used to love: Caution Driver Applying Make-Up If I could make one it would probably say: Caution! Driver In Treatment For Road Rage LOL
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• United States
8 Jan 07
Meme, you are fantastic too. I love the first one too. How about this: "I don't have Road Rage...you just tick me off."?Thanks for sharing those. I appreciate it.
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• United States
15 Jan 07
Why thank you meme, my friend. Keep em' laughin'.
@meme0907 (3481)
• United States
12 Jan 07
LMAO CDW I like yours better more +'s :)
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@janet069 (663)
• United States
10 Jan 07
Mine would say "Back off! I'm experiencing hot flashes!"
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• United States
10 Jan 07
LOL, that's good. Sounds like you and I may be going through about the same thing, if you know what I mean. I appreciate your bumper sticker. Thank you for replying.
@Lakota12 (42600)
• United States
7 Jan 07
never even thought of that one for me could be watchout hershe comes there she goes whooshhhhhhhhhhh
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• United States
8 Jan 07
Lakota, you are great. I like the added whoooshhhhhhh. That just makes the sticker for me. Thanks for sharing. I appreciate it.
@design (849)
• Ireland
7 Jan 07
I personaly love the one that says "If you can read this your to close" and wish i had a switch on my dash that i could hit to light it up when someone sitting in my boot.
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• United States
8 Jan 07
I know what you mean. Tailgaters tick me off. Hey maybe that could be mine. "Tailgaiters tick me off, and I have a trigger finger." LOL Thanks for sharing. I appreciate it.
@mridig (202)
• India
9 Jan 07
Farm Date A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?'' "No," the farmer said. The second beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?'' "No." The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. ''Hello, my name is Chuck.'' The farmer shot Chuck.
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• United States
10 Jan 07
That's really funny. I think it is way to long though to fit on a bumper sticker. Do you have any bumper sticker ones? Thank you for responding.
• United States
28 Mar 07
I think that people that have bumper stickers are already making a statement about themselves. For me, it would be the "Shadow Lady". I am a rare scissor silhouette shadow cutting artist. www.mgcreativearts.com
• United States
7 Jan 07
I saw one it was a very sexy lady in a bikini and there was writing in the bottom part (pants) and it said if you can read this you're too close back off.
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• United States
28 Mar 07
I don't really have one to describe myself however I do have one that is pretty long that I would like to get made one day. It would say "If I'm going too slow then go around, if you can't then you're going too fast!" It's kind of long so it would actually have to take up my entire back window but it would be worth it. I usually drive about 10 miles over the speed limit sometimes even more (when on the freeway that is) but for some reason the people here in California just never want to obey the law and slow down so they are always zig zaging through traffic.
• United States
28 Mar 07
I don't have any right now, but one I used to have and always got lots of comments on was, "You're driving a CAR not a PHONEBOOTH!"
@deesamps (653)
• United States
28 Mar 07
My husband's favorite bumper sticker says "Driver carries no money, wife and kids took it all" !!!!
@deesamps (653)
• United States
28 Mar 07
And his other favorite says,"Yes this is my truck; No I will not help you move".