January 9, 2007 9:49am CST
You know why they cancelled the nativity in Washington D.C. this year? Because they couldn't find three wise men and a virgin. How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? None. Politicians only promise change. How many dead politicians does it take to change a lightbulb? As many as possible
9 Jan 07
Clinton's wish for world peace Clinton is on the beach at Martha's Vinyard and finds that an old bottle has washed ashore. When the Prez opens it a very wan Genie snakes out. Genie: Hi Bill. I'm a very weak genie, so I can only grant you one wish--it had better be easy if you want me to do it. Clinton: I pray for world peace. Give me that. Genie: That's a little hard, give me something easier. Clinton: Make Hillary into the most beautiful woman in the world? Genie: World peace it is.
• United States
23 Jan 07
I just uploaded a picture to illustrate the instructions for a five dollar bill joke on my photo section. You make the two folds indicated, then unfold and make a slight dent in between the folds. When one looks straight at the bill, the area between the folds are slightly further away from you. You say, "Hi, Abe!" and tilt the top edge of the bill slightly away from you. Then ask, "How do you feel about Mr. Bush?" Then move the top edge slightly toward you. The bill makes different facial expressions with each question. (Is there a way to add a picture to a discussion?)