Newton/meter squared=Pascal

India
January 9, 2007 11:37am CST
Once all the scientists die and go to heaven............ They decide to play hide-n-seek......... Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den........... He is supposed to count upto 100...and then start searching..... Everyone starts hiding except Newton......... Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of Einstein........... Einsteins counting......97,98,99.....100........ He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front........ Einstein says "newtons out..newtons....out....." Newton denies and says i am not out........ He claims tht he is not Newton...... All the scientists come out and he proves that he is not newton.......... how................. His proof: Newton says: I am standing in a square of area 1m square..... That means i am Newton per meter square...... Hence i am Pascal....since newton per meter square = Pascal
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• India
11 Jan 07
Marvellous
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• India
11 Jan 07
Plz make 1-2 lines comment.any way thanx dude
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• India
19 Jan 07
What a jokes sir. keep posting. I will come everyday to this discussion .
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• Malaysia
12 Jan 07
It's not what you say, but the way you say it. On a blind date, the boy said to the girl: "Time stands still when I look into your eyes." The girl was very flattered. What the boy had really meant was, "You have a face that would stop a clock."
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