A Sad (ha ha) Announcement

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It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following news Please join me in remembering a great icon Hi, Another good one I got today. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs.Butterworth, Hungry Jack,the California Raisins, Betty Crocker & Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he was still a crusty old man and was considered a roll model for millions. He is survived by his wife. Play Dough, and 2 kids John and Jane Dough. They had a bun in the oven. He is also survived by his dad, PopTart, and brother on the w coast, Sour Dough. The funeral was set at 3:50 degrees for one hour . Hope you liked it.